Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch anything that goes over their heads!

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot might actually exist.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill her bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the Ws.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her all the seats that are going to London are in the middle row.

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they always get their heads stuck in the jar!

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !

Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.